Me: You ate all my Doritos!
Jonathan: I had one.
Me: You had more than one.
Jonathan: … at a time.
Jonathan, who has been sucked in by The Godfather all night: Great, it's 1:30 in the morning now. I'm just going to fall asleep watching a mob movie.
Me: Perfect. You fall asleep watching your mob movie, and I'll fall asleep as I finish reading Frankenstein.
Jonathan: And we'll have dreams about fuzzy bunnies and butterflies.
Me: With their brains blown out.